snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

(Source: snorlaxatives, via maplesmadness)

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

(via fake-mermaid)

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

(Source: notwifi, via fake-mermaid)